Blind Date: Banging My Future Spouse Behind the Waffle House

Do you go on many blind dates? (A Mistaken Identity Prompt)

I’ve worn the same cologne every day for 5 years. I like it, and it’s relatively cheap, or so my son said. He bought it for my birthday once, and I kept purchasing it as I ran out.

I’ve been going to the same Waffle House for a few months now. I see the regulars — the same old log truckers, the Bible Study ladies, the old men.

The college sports guys, the…