Fast and Feral at 5000 Feet!!!!!
A Sexy Satire
I do love the wind in my hair. All my hair. I like to be naked outside. I'm not a nudist. I don't just walk around in public, flashing the world my whole tackle box. I'm not “the people of Walmart" either. I'm classy. I wear jeans and a black T-shirt wherever I go. But this is different. This is the end of my …
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