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Margo's Glorious Gag Bag

A Transgressive Limerick with art by Sissitrix

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Ranch Hand
May 29, 2024
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Margot always takes care of her precious cargo. She has a kink that no woman has ever known. She likes to listen to a dying man moan. But of course, this takes time.

Margot doesn’t kill them outright. She doesn’t commit a crime. But they do put up a good fight. “Get in the bag, asshole. You’re mine.”

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