Can you imagine it? A sixty-three-year-old man trapped in the body of a child? This is fucking ridiculous. For the last few weeks, I’ve been a royal pest to the kid’s parents. I won’t even claim them. I was sat in the backseat strapped down facing the back. I could never do that. I got so car sick. I wanted to sleep but they kept playing some Christian …
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