HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BABY.
AWW, THANKS. I SHOULD BE HOME AROUND SIX.
I’LL HAVE A PRESENT ALL WRAPPED FOR YOU, BABY.
I THOUGHT I SAID NO PRESENTS THIS YEAR.
BABY, 40 IS A BIG YEAR.
A BIG YEAR HUH? MORE LIKE CREEPING ON DEATH’S DOOR.
BETTER THAN CREEPING ON LEGO BLOCKS.
OK, YOU’VE WON THE ARGUMENT.
IS SANDY GOING TO BE HOME FROM…
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